Saturday, 18 April 2015

Epilogue:



We both slept badly that last night, in anticipation of our early start, and were dressed, packed and refreshed with instant coffee before the alarm went off at 3 am. The shuttle arrived at the end of his pickup time window; we were glad we had arranged for the earlier schedule even though we were still too early for check in.

Our flight was better than that experience about five weeks ago. This time we flew via Abu Dhabi, Sydney and on to Christchurch, whereas the earlier one had flown out of Christchurch via Brisbane, Singapore and Abu Dhabi. We were only twenty four hours in the air, and our transits were all less than two hours, but even this did not make flying from one side of the world to the other a fun activity. I should have taken the sleeping pills purchased before leaving Christchurch, but did not, perhaps in fear of missing an inflight meal; a terrible confession. 


It took nearly a week to recover the jetlag, but this experience, like childbirth, will fade in time and we will be ready to face it all again.


In summary we had to agree that the trip, while motivated, or instigated, by a sad event, turned out to be excellent, and has whet our appetite to do more travel within the United Kingdom, because although my husband is English born, he left when he was in his very early twenties, before he had ample opportunity to get to know his home country, and for me, I know only what I saw over the past few weeks, and the one week I spent meeting his family six years or so ago.


And what did we learn during that time?


  •          That England is not the hellhole portrayed in TV crime dramas.
  •          That there is a huge amount of sparsely populated countryside.
  •          That not everyone lives in high-rise slums or grimy terraces.
  •          That England and Wales are not ideal for motorhome travel; better to travel with a car and caravan if this style of travel suits you best.
  •          That bridges in the UK are not labelled with the river name, a frustration for map readers.
  •          Signage on streets is often non-existent, again a frustration for map readers.
  •          That the English love their televisions and hardly ever turn them off.
  •          That the English are potty about their dogs, but this I knew anyway.
  •          That sleeping pills are best ingested on a long haul flight rather than riding in the depths of one’s handbag.
  • ·         We had covered 1,759 miles in the hire motorhome, equivalent to about 2,814 kilometres.
  •          And that I want to go back.


11 April 2015 - Blair Victoria &Tudor Inn, London



The last six days have whipped by, the first slow at times and the last three all too fast. We parked up outside Chris’s sister’s semi-attached house in Elmswell for three nights after travelling down in the dense fog from Norwich, the trip otherwise uneventful, and our return warm and welcome. I made the most of the domestic facilities to catch up with laundry and we marvelled at how much colder the motorhome was when it was only used at night as a sleep-out.

One day we dined out at the pub in the next village where Margie’s youngest daughter had recently been employed as manager; a watery sun was shining which suggested dining al fresco was in order, a preference influenced by the fact we were accompanied by another of Margie’s daughters and her very cute little Westie, Hamish.


Our last evening in Suffolk was spent over at Chris’s nephew’s house, a recently renovated and very trendy terrace house in a smart part of Bury St Edmunds. Andrew proved to be an excellent host, an even better cook and we three, his father, his aunt, uncle and aunt-in-law, left well fed and wined.

We left the following morning after having stripped the van of borrowed linen and left remaining food and other bits and pieces for Margie. Mavis had to be left for Donna to collect from her grandmother’s so we travelled down to London with a list of roads, turnings and roundabouts I had compiled from maps, also borrowed. Apart from the trip being slow through the heavy fog, all went well and we fronted up at Motorholme’s Brentwood depot long before the pumpkin hour of 11 am. Ben was as efficient as he had been on pick up, but easier on the personality stakes; perhaps we had simply caught him on a bad day. We asked about a taxi to the nearest train station, that at Upminster, hoping he would offer to drop us himself; instead he made a telephone call for us and we were soon on our way, soon joining the throngs piling onto the train down through the outskirts of London, past high rise ghettos, and the scenery one gets from the rail as opposed to the more attractive road entrance.

Construction, renovation and repair is going on everywhere in London, and so for us as tourists on foot carting heavy luggage was a nightmare. We dragged our bags up flights of stairs and down others until we found ourselves on the Underground Rail to emerge at Victoria Station, where we wound our way around safety barricades, turning one direction, then another, all without a compass and making for a long winding route to our hotel.

The streets on the Pimlico side of Victoria are quite charming, lined with neat terrace houses, smart entrances and the odd “square”, a small green area to break the monotony of residential rows. 


Our hotel had been selected, booked and paid for based entirely on cost, offering bed and breakfast, coffee making and en suite facilities, this appearing to be suitable for our needs. “Needs” were duly met by this budget hotel and we found the hosts, an Indian man and his extended family of United Nations, all warm and friendly. The sheets were clean, the towels fresh each day, the television functioned and there was space for our luggage to be opened providing we utilised the bed and took turns. Alas the plumbing was appalling; the shower only just functional, the hand basin hot tap out of order, the cold offering but a dribble of water. The rooms, bathroom and bedroom, were so much in need of paint, that good cleanliness was impossible. Oh, and I omitted to mention that our room was below street level! Breakfast was in a room close by, a room also desperately in need of upgrade, consisting of cereal, milk, copious quantities of freshly toasted wafer-thin white bread. Filter coffee washed it all down and the crowd of French school children added to the communal experience.

In fact the number of French school children all about the city, or more specifically, at all the tourist attractions we visited, amazed us. They, unlike the English children, obviously did not enjoy their “vacances” immediately around Easter.

On the afternoon of our arrival, we took the train back to Tower Hill and spent the entire afternoon at the Tower of London, along with several thousand others. I had always thought the Tower was simply that, a tower in which historical traitors were held before being beheaded; how wrong I was.

The Tower of London, or more correctly, her Majesty’s Royal Palace and Fortress, is a historic castle located on the north bank of the River Thames, built by William the Conqueror in 1078, the first royal palace. It has played a prominent role in English history, besieged several times, served as an armoury, a treasury, a menagerie, the home of the Royal Mint, a public records office and the home of the Crown Jewels of the United Kingdom. It has been a prison, both short and long term, from 1100 for Bishop Ranulf Flambard until 1952 when the Kray twins were incarcerated here.


I was amazed at the extent of the castle; we spent hours wandering about the White Tower, a structure of three storeys high, the Norman Chapel, St Peter ad Vincula, the outer and inner walls, and so much more. We queued for such a long time to view the Crown Jewels, standing in a long snake of people of all nationalities and ages, and filed through a labyrinth of darkened rooms to see elaborate jewellery and crowns, flamboyant and appalling. (I am not a bling girl and struggle to see beyond the reality to grasp the symbolic.)

We took a free walking tour led from one part of the location to another by John, a recently employed ex-servicemen, now a Beefeater, one of thirty seven who all live within the precinct. We heard stories of kings and queens, bishops and pirates, beheadings and burials. We learned that kings through the ages had kept a Royal Menagerie from at least as early as 1251 when a polar bear was kept to entertain. The collection swelled to include elephants, monkeys, leopards, in fact in 1828 there were over 280 animals representing at least sixty species.

We stayed until we were ordered to leave and returned to our salubrious hotel to ready ourselves for dinner, the first night at a hotel restaurant just up the road from our own.

Our second day in London, the first of the two full days, was spent in the Tate Modern art gallery, walking across the River Thames on the Millennium Bridge, along the Embankment, visiting Westminster Abbey, Westminster Parliament and Westminster Cathedral, the last the only one we actually went right into, since this is free.

This was a surprise; I had not realised that there was an Abbey and a Cathedral of the same name; Westminster, although I had wondered where the main Catholic church was in the city. Here it seems that there is little attention paid by the lay people as to who or what is Anglican or Catholic, or at least this is the attitude of my dear husband.


I was delighted to discover this relatively new structure, construction started in 1895. It is the largest Catholic Church in England and Wales and the seat of the Archbishop of Westminster.


My distant kinsman, the late poet-laureate John Betjeman, called it “a masterpiece in striped brick and stone in an intricate pattern of bonding, the domes being all brick in order to prove that the good craftsman has no need of steel and concrete”.


For me, it reminded me of the churches I saw in Geraldine and Mullewa, in Western Australia, those designed by Monsignor John C Hawes. The whole building, in stripy Neo-Byzantine style covers an area of 5,017m2, a massive structure semi-complete in order than each generation to come through the ages may add something to the final project. Many of the side chapels are elaborately decorated and on further exploration, I found the cathedral to be more ornate than first impressions. The good news for the tourist is that entry is free although there are numerous donation boxes about inviting spare change or more, and there is a charge for the lift to the top of the 274 foot tapered campanile, a luxury we did not allow ourselves.

As regards our visit to the Tate; we had debated at length as to which art gallery or museum should be part of our tour, given the limited time, and it was the Tate Modern that won, for me in part because I remembered my step-daughter singing its praises when she went about fourteen years ago. Since learning that the Modern was opened only in 2000, made it all the more interesting that she and her husband were there in its genesis.

The Tate is an institution that houses the UK’s national collection of British art, and international modern and contemporary art. It is a network of four art museums: Tate Britain, London,  known as the Tate Gallery until 2000 (founded in 1897), Tate Liverpool (founded 1988), Tate St Ives, Cornwall (founded 1993) and Tate Modern, London (founded 2000). Tate is now a government institution, but its main sponsor is the Department of Culture, Media and Sport.


The gallery was founded in 1897, as the National Gallery of British Art, when its role was changed to include the national collection of modern art as well as the national collection old British art. In 1932, it was renamed the Tate gallery after sugar magnate Henry Tate of Tate & Lyle, who had laid the foundations for the collection. The Tate Gallery was housed in the current building which is situated in Millbank, London near the Pimlico Underground Station. In 2000, the Tate Gallery transformed itself into the current-day Tate, or Tate Modern, which consists of a group of four museums: Tate Britain, which displays the collection of British art from 1500 to the present day; Tate Modern, which is also in London, houses the Tate’s collection of British and International modern and contemporary art from 1900 to the present day. Tate Liverpool has the same purpose as Tate Modern but on a smaller scale, and Tate St Ives displays modern and contemporary art by artists who have connections with the area. All four museums share the Tate Collection. One of the Tate’s most publicised art events is the awarding of the annual Turner Prize, which take place at Tate Britain, where the Turner Collection is also housed.

That afternoon we walked and walked for an unknown number of kilometres, all the way back to the Victoria Station and on to our hotel, having used our Rail Oyster card hardly at all.

The next day was mainly about finding our way to the Opera House and enjoying our rather special day. We checked the weather forecast on our cellphones and found that we need not bother with heavy jackets or wet weather gear, a relief since we wished to travel as lightly as possible. We found our way through to the Covent Garden’s station, changing at Green Park, emerging not too far from the Covent Garden Markets which were still in preparation mode. I purchased a pretty scarf from one of the well prepared stalls,  bought too large coffees at Starbucks and resolved never to buy anything larger than a small coffee should we find the need to patronise the franchise again, then made our way to the ticket office, dodging cold blustery showers all the while and cursing the unreliable forecast.

The matinee of Madam Butterfly was just wonderful, the Opera House impressive enough even without such an excellent production. Puccini’s Madama Butterfly was first staged in 1904, with little success, but in more modern times, and certainly after he rehashed it in those first years, it has become one of the most popular for the average opera goer (average in so far as excluding the educated and discerning critics). Madame Butterfly was the first opera I ever attended, in my life and with my husband. Here at Covent Garden I learned it was the only opera Chris had ever attended before at that venue; here I was thinking we were having a unique experience together!

We emerged  to great crowds, out into a watery sunshine and decided there was still enough time to take in another tourist destination, so joined the river of people flowing to the Underground at Leicester Square, travelled on the warren of rail travel to Pimlico, walked along the embankment to the Tate British. We had just less than two hours to explore this gallery which warrants at least a day, especially if one wanders about as we do. We hunted out the Turner Collection, something we might have done had we not seen the recent film titled “Turner” but now even more determined to do.  Truth be told, even as we rushed about from one gallery to another, faster in some than others, this, the Tate Britain appealed more than the Modern. I am an old fashioned girl after all!


We had bought our Oyster cards on the advice of a very helpful woman in the Victoria Station ticket office, who had assured us that we could seek a refund of the card cost as well as any travel credits remaining, something that surprised and delighted us. Alas there was no manned (or wo-manned) office at Pimlico, so we caught the train back to Victoria and the promises were realised; we came away with money in our pockets and minus our plastic travel cards, something that would have suited us very well in the main Australian cities (we are still carrying about our public transport cards for Brisbane, Melbourne and Sydney)!

With this new found wealth, we headed off to an Italian restaurant just up the road from our hotel, O Sole Mio, where we had an excellent two course meal accompanied by a bottle of their house wine, which came to a lower price than the previous night;  dinner at a local Thai restaurant recommended by our hotel host, he a man who seeks commissions on referrals to all tours, restaurants or transfers.
Back here at the hotel we packed our bags, organised a wakeup call, set our own alarm clock and will now head for bed. The days ahead will be ragged, but we are well satisfied we have made the most of the days available to us here in London.









5 April 2015 - The Old Stracey, Kirby Bedon, Norwich, Norfolk



We were woken this Sunday morning not by rain, wind or industrious farmers but by the cooing of the pigeons in the ruins of the church tower next door and the quarter hourly chiming of the clock on the tower of the facing church. I could not remember when I had last woken through the night to count the chimes of a clock to ascertain the time; certainly it was more than fifty years ago.

We had a full day planned so rose promptly, breakfasted and set off from our formal garden setting. The Park & Ride a little to the north-west was soon reached; we found it busy, not with would be travellers in to the city centre but with car-boot retailers and their many customers. After ten minutes of consultation with the locals, and subsequent reading of signs, always a good back up, we learned that the buses do not run on Sunday. We headed into the city, and found a park in a street less than a kilometre from the Castle, avoiding the Pay & Display by parking in the street where parking fees only apply on the other six days of the week. There were few about but then it was only about 9 am; we headed up to Norwich Castle, a structure dating from the twelfth century, but since modified. It was first turned into a prison and operated for six hundred and fifty years as such. In 1834, it was refaced in Bath stone, and has served as a museum ever since. By all accounts it is well worth the entry fee, but one would have to sit around until well after lunch to enjoy the exhibits. In fact the city, from the entry and from our view as we circled the walls, was still asleep and we could see that our exciting schedule for the day was already collapsing about our feet.


We did spot the cathedral from the battlements, the Norwich Cathedral,  a magnificent building founded in 1096. Additions were added between 1297 and 1450, and by all accounts this is also worth the effort of travelling into Norwich. We agreed that we should give up our Norwich pilgrimage and head out into the country. I do not use the word “pilgrimage” loosely, I had checked the addresses, church names and dates of my paternal ancestral line this morning after breakfast and had a to-do list, but this was proving all too hard. The secret is obviously to come to Norwich on any day but Sunday, Park & Ride where the parking is free but obviously the ride into the town is not, and enjoy the special nature of this city soaking in the ambiance and history, both public and personal.
Norwich, today with a population in excess of 130,000, small by British standards, was once one of the five largest cities in Norman England.  In medieval times it served a vast hinterland of East Anglian cloth producers, whose work was brought here by river and then exported to the Continent.


The city’s isolated position beyond the Fens, meant that it enjoyed closer links with the Low Countries of Europe rather than with the rest of England; it was after all quicker to cross the North Sea than go cross country to London. The local textile industry, based of worsted cloth was further enhanced by an influx of Flemish and Huguenot weavers, who made up a third of the population in Tudor times. By 1700, Norwich was the second richest city in the country after London.
However the Industrial Revolution put paid to that, the city losing ground to the northern manufacturing towns. For many years it was something of a backwater, however our tourist guide literature assures us that today it is not; the university and development of high tech industries have given the city a new boost. Today, I would not have picked it.


And so we returned to the camper and found our way out of the town, not an easy task given that so many of the streets were blocked off for road works to occur later in the day after everyone had stuffed themselves full of Easter Eggs.


The Norfolk Broads are well known, and were also on our to-do list, although time was running short and we had thought we might have had to do a quick drive about the next day. As it happened, aside from that being unnecessary, the Broads should not, and cannot, be seen in a “quick drive around”. In fact the best way to see this interesting area is to go by boat, or perhaps hire a helicopter, neither an option for us. 


These shallow lakes and waterways south and east of Norwich, joined by six rivers; the Bure, Thurne, Ant, Yare, Waveny and Chet, once thought to have been naturally formed, are in fact the result of medieval peat diggings which flooded when the water levels rose in the 13th  century.


By medieval times, timber had become scarce, as much of the woodland covering the area was cleared to make room for farming and grazing. The lack of trees meant local people needed something else to burn, so they busied themselves extracting the plentiful peat. Over a period of three or four hundred years, from around 900 to 1300 AD, an era when Norwich was growing in size and importance, the diggings expanded into large flat-bottomed hollows. By around 1350 the peat was getting harder and more expensive to extract and the workings began to be abandoned to rising waters.


Among the many things that make the Broads so special, are it’s sheer variety of inhabitants. As well as the open water of the flooded medieval peat pits the area also contains a complex system of surrounding fens, grazing marshes and wet woodlands. These in turn support a great array of plants, insects and birds.


The heart of this living landscape, the five rivers which meander through the East Norfolk flatlands, became an important means of transporting goods between Norwich and the port of Great Yarmouth. From the 17th  to the 20th century, the wherry, a solid, shallow bottomed sailing boat, was the craft of choice. During the late 19th century, the Broads began to gain popularity as a tourist destination, fuelled by the growth of the railways. Over the following decades pleasure boats replaced the working wherries, and that is what we saw today, by the hundreds and thousands.


I was interested to learn that during the Second World War, Norfolk was at the forefront of possible German invasion plans. The coastlines were well defended against landing of course, in part by the likes of Dad’s Army, but another area on high alert was the Broads. Its large open water had been identified as ideal locations for the Luftwaffe to land seaplanes. To prevent any such occurrence, a number of wherries and barges were sunk around the Broad, to make landing a near impossibility. One unexpected upside of the leftover debris for the wildlife happened soon after the end of the war; in 1949, land through the Broads was gifted to the Norfolk Wildlife Trust, and common terns began to nest on the wrecks.


In short, our abandonment of Plan A turned out well, we spent the rest of the day driving around the Broads, and then only a small corner of this fascinating area. Our first port of call was Wroxham, where we parked near the narrow stretch of the Bure bridged across to Hoveton and spent some time wondering about admiring the many boats, not unlike the narrow boats of the canals, but these a little wider, if not higher because the many bridges are still somewhat a hazard.


Wroxham is often referred to as the “Capital of the Broads”, it is the most popular and colourful boating centre with boatyards and moorings all along the river. The Norfolk Broads Yacht Club is based here and regattas are held throughout the season on the mile long Wroxham Broad.


Across the river at Hoveton we wandered about the village, monopolised by Roys,” the largest village store in the world”.  The MacDonald’s housed in one of Roy’s buildings was open, as was the service station back up on the Wroxham side where the price of diesel was almost 20 pence a litre less that we had seen it at one of the motorway service centres yesterday. Needless to say, we filled up.


The delightful volunteer at the Information Centre had several suggestions for folk such as ourselves; those trying to “see” the Broads in one day. At his suggestion we set off for Ranworth, first to see St Helen’s Church and then to check out the NWT Ranworth Broad, both proving to be brilliant.


St Helen’s Church is recorded in our guides as having a well preserved 14th century painted illuminated manuscript and a tower that offers spectacular views over the entire area. We found the church surrounded in scaffolding, and further scaffolding inside. Signs all about apologised for the inconvenience, and other signs explained the work that was being done to conserve the painted screens. My first reaction was concern that we would be precluded from entry or at least enjoying the attractions that had drawn us here, but I was panicking unnecessarily.


We set off up the tower which stands thirty metres high. A sign at the base warned that the public climbed the eight nine uneven steps, two ladders and one trapdoor at their own risk. My desire to see the views from the top was greater than my fear of heights, initially at least. As we progressed up the dark interior, the steps steep and narrow, I was overcome with claustrophobia. Chris stayed close behind me and I insisted we not count the steps; knowing that I was only one third or halfway up would have been too terrible. Eventually we climbed up on to the roof and our efforts were duly rewarded. Although the sun had yet to make an appearance, the day was clear enough to offer wonderful scenes below us.


The descent was easier although my legs remained jelly-like for the next couple of hours. We wandered about the church, admiring the wooden screen and marvelling at the ancient wooden pews and doors, reading the commentary on the restoration work currently being undertaken.


It seems that the screens are suffering fungal attack and damage from bat faeces, and that roughly one in five of those surveyed have shown signs of death-watch beetle. The East Anglian painted screens are the largest surviving collection of medieval painting.  I guess we can consider ourselves privileged to view these in situ.


From the church, we walked, or rather, I kicked my feet out like a spastic, along the road to the village, another mooring spot for the many boats on the Broads, the Ranworth Staithe. We chatted for some time with a woman in the NWT shop and booking office, ascertaining the “vole” seen at our camp at Preston was most likely a rat, then headed off along the 450 metre long boardwalk back along the road. This led us through woodland and reed beds to the floating visitor centre where numerous interpretative panels explain the wonders of the area, more numerous souvenirs can be purchased ostensibly to fund the NWT Ramworth Board and the wildlife can be viewed through excellent binoculars from the mezzanine floor. I was particularly pleased to see a couple of Great Crested Grebes out on the water.

The mature oak woodland just inside the reserve entry is home to many kinds of birds including wrens, robins, warblers, tawny owls and woodpeckers which I would have loved to spot. The softer wetter ground under the boardwalk is home to water tolerant trees such as alder and sallow. Clumps of tussock sedge provide support for the trees and strings of wild hops and honeysuckle cling to their branches. This tangled shady woodland is known as “carr” and is home to the rare royal fern. There are in fact over two hundred and fifty different kinds of plant growing here throughout this wet fen.
Near the water’s edge are areas of reed fen, some of which has been cut to demonstrate the harvest of this for thatching. Here can be found the Swallowtail Butterfly, Britain’s largest butterfly unique to this area but normally only seen between May and July. Its survival relies on finding and laying its eggs on milk parsley, a rare fen plant, found only in East Anglia.


We learned too that the Norfolk Wildlife Trust is the UK’s oldest Wildlife Trust, founded in 1926 when 400 acres of marshland on the north Norfolk coast was purchased to be held “in perpetuity as a bird breeding sanctuary”. The Trust now has over 35,000 members.


From Ranworth we found our way back onto the more major of the narrow network of roads about the Broads, and headed up the eastern side of our planned circuit, now on the A1064, the B1152 and the A149 to Potter Heigham Staithe, a place that had caught our intention as being listed as a spot where the bridges are too low to allow most of the craft that sail about these waters. 


“Staithe” comes from the Anglo-Saxon word meaning landing place. Occasionally working boats still use the staithe, along with many small pleasure craft. The whole area is governed by the restrictions and conditions imposed by the 1806 Enclosures Act and more recent bylaws.


The village name has two origins, dating back to medieval times: “Potter”, unsurprisingly, comes from the village pottery and “Heigham” from Godric of Heacham, who held the village when the Domesday Book was written.


The stone bridge, problematic to boaties, is also medieval, believed to date from 1385, with additions made in the 17th and 18th  century. The bridge is famous for being the most difficult to negotiate in the Broads, but in the summer there is a pilot service to guide holiday craft through.


We easily found a spot here to park, the large wholesaler who operates here has an expansive carpark and today with his business closed, was not also in the business of policing parking time limits. Here too Herbert  Woods, boat dealer, hirer and builder extraordaire operates, and we wandered about the docks marveling at the number of craft lined up for sale or hire, and the many  stacked up in the workshop awaiting repair or renovation. Had this been a work day, we may have had to simply drive on past as so oft we do travelling about this country.


The afternoon was getting on, and although some patches of blue sky had appeared, the temperatures were falling and it already felt as if evening was closing in. We headed  back to our camp to find ourselves alone for yet another night. 


The evening has been spent dining on the last of the meat and vegetables, drinking the last bottle of wine and in general enjoying the last night we will have alone in our motorhome. Although we do not have to return the camper to the hirer for another three days, our days will revolve around family again as we prepare for our return to New Zealand. We hope to see some more of East Anglia in the intevening days, but time will tell.